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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"Make the most of yourself....for that is all there is of you."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."
"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."
"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."
"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."
"It is not as much about who you used to be, as it is about who you choose to be."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."
"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"
"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."
"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."