#self-improvement

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Hard work is what you do to make ends meet, easy work is getting others to do the hard work for you."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"What we perceive about ourselves is greatly a reflection of how we will end up living our lives."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."