#spelling

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."

"In high school I tried out for the spelling team, but only because I really wanted a letter jacket."

"If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell."

"Spelling Bees are useless and unnecessary competitions. Before Microsoft Word and Google, Spelling Bees had value, but now they are all superflewus."

"It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word."