#Spirit

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which nature herself is animated."

"It does not matter how long you are spending on the earth, how much money you have gathered or how much attention you have received. It is the amount of positive vibration you have radiated in life that matters,"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Art to me is an anecdote of the spirit, and the only means of making concrete the purpose of its varied quickness and stillness."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."