#Spirit

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."