#Spirit

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."