#Spirit

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Unrest of spirit is a mark of life."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."