#Spirit

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"My survival was up to me. I had nothing and I had no one. What I did have, I told myself, was my mind, my imagination, my memory, my feelings, my spirit. These were important and powerful things."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."