#spiritual-development

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."