#spiritual-development

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."