#spiritual-development

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."