#spiritual-development

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."