#spiritual-development

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."