#spiritual-development

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Transform into your dream."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."