#spiritual-development

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."