"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
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"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."
"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."
"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."
"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."
"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."
"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."
"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."