#spiritual-development

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

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"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."