#spiritual-development

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."