#spiritual-development

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"