#spiritual-growth

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."