#spiritual-growth

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Your inner strength is your outer foundation"

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Like a flower, feel yourself rise above and begin to open."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."