#spiritual-wisdom

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

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"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

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"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"