"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
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"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."
"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."
"Transform into your dream."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."