#spiritualism

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."