#spiritualism

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."