#spiritualism

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."