#spiritualism

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"The material world is simply an expression of the mind; that's what so many fail to see. We're so dependent on what is before us that we discount our intuition. Yet if one dismisses instinct, how can one understand or believe in a world that exists beyond one's sight?"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."