#spiritualism

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."