#spiritualism

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."