#spiritualism

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."