#spiritualism

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."