#spiritualism

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."