#spiritualism

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."