#spiritualism

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"