#Suicide

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"One little Indian left all alone, he went out and hanged himself and then there were none."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."