#Suicide

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"The trouble about jumping was that if you didn't pick the right number of storeys, you might still be alive when you hit bottom."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"A book is a suicide postponed."

"Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note"

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."