#Suicide

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"How unhappy does one have to be before living seems worse than dying?"

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"The language of love letters is the same as suicide notes."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."