#Suicide

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Can you do it? When the time comes? When the time comes there will be no time. Now is the time. Curse God and die."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"The thought that I might kill myself formed in my mind coolly as a tree or a flower."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"