#Suicide

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"...and then, I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough?"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"People rarely bring flowers to a suicide."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."