#Suicide

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"RésuméRazors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."