#Suicide

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some hope of heaven, some companionship in Jesus, they probably would have committed suicide, their lives were so hellish."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."