"I’m giving a free concert tonight. Seating is limited, so bring your own toilet. While there is no admission price, if you bring 100 dollars, it’s like a roll of toilet paper."
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3 quotes about toilet-paper
Discover inspiring toilet-paper quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about toilet-paper to inspire your life.
toilet-paper Quotes
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."