#unconditional-acceptance

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."