#unconditional-acceptance

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."