#unconditional-acceptance

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."