#unconditional-acceptance

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."