#unconditional-acceptance

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

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"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."