#unconditional-acceptance

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."