#unconditional-acceptance

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."