#unconditional-acceptance

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

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"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."