#unconditional-acceptance

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."