#unconditional-acceptance

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."