#unconditional-acceptance

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."