#unconditional-acceptance

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."