#unconditional-acceptance

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."