#unconditional-acceptance

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."