#unconditional-love

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Nothing you become will disappoint me; I have no preconception that I'd like to see you be or do. I have no desire to forsee you, only to discover you. You can't disappoint me"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."